The (none)BAND

Papo Cabras

Guitar-wielding chaos agent and certified thrash metal disaster. When not accidentally breaking strings mid-solo or forgetting which song we're actually playing, I'm probably trying to convince the band that "one more take" really means "let's record this entire album again." My guitar playing is 90% enthusiasm, 10% actual skill, and 100% pure, unadulterated mayhem. If you're looking for precision, look elsewhere. If you're looking for someone who treats every gig like it's their last (because it very well might be), you've found your guy.

Puerca Suarez

Vocal hurricane and certified stage-diving menace. When not accidentally knocking over mic stands or forgetting the lyrics to songs I wrote myself, I'm probably trying to convince the band that "just one more scream" won't destroy my vocal cords (spoiler: it always does). My singing is 90% raw power, 10% actual technique, and 100% pure, unapologetic chaos. If you're looking for subtlety, look elsewhere. If you're looking for someone who treats every performance like it's a battle cry (because it very well might be), you've found your girl.

Tour Dates

Marina del Rey

March 15, 2025

Newport Marina

April 22, 2025

Miami Beach Marina

May 8, 2025

San Diego Bay Marina

June 12, 2025

Charleston City Marina

July 4, 2025

Seattle's Bell Harbor Marina

August 18, 2025

Boston Harbor Marina

September 5, 2025

Key West Marina

October 11, 2025

Portland Harbor Marina

November 2, 2025

Galveston Bay Marina

December 14, 2025

Contact

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